"Nice bum, where ya from?"

Ol' Miss, wanna kiss?

Here are some friendly comebacks to respond to that:

"Kentucky wanna fuck me?"
"Waterloo, wanna screw?"
"Downtown, see you around."
"Langley, wanna bang me?"
"Timbucktoo, wanna screw?"
"Milton mass, kiss my ass."
"Jersey shore, i'ma whore."
"Niagara falls, lick my balls."